Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 25, 2024

It looks like you’re pretty safe from those now.

hey, at least it’s not a hemorrhoid cream (true story here)

The story is going down

Now they’re just nit picking…

Or when you shoplifted the “balloons” and a Playboy magazine…

DO NOT LET HIM! He’s got bugs, and we’ve already had a hard enough time with those danged mosquitos!

No need to confess anything, it’s all recorded in the book.

And the time you shoplifted Tampax for your wife…

You can’t argue your way into Heaven. God already knows EVERYTHING you’ve done and your motives better than you do,

God hates small talk. Tell him about the people you killed.

Now there is Amazon for those embarrassing orders

the hell you say!

I go to heaven and get nits and lice … just a minute, while I think it over.

So, those are not clouds but spiritual fumigation?

I liced him on headbook.

He ended up losing his hair. I’d call that one paid for. How about that time he farted in the elevator and blamed his mom.

Throw the book at him …!

Must be a Protestant. Catholics take care of that confession part before getting to heaven.

Seems like all head lice go to heaven.

i always thought college admissions was a weird term