The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 23, 2024

Hump, don’t hold your breath!!!!

I always wondered who called all the kings horses and men.

“Help. I’ve fallen, broken into 100 pieces and I can’t get up”

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That device it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, Humpty!

Poor Humpty needs his hearing checked. That guy sold him a “Lunch Alert”

Don’t fall for that line.

Queue Peter & Gordon…… (“I Go To Pieces”)

The sales pitch’s humor just cracked Humpty up.

Sucker!!

Humpty had a nice summer … and a Great Fall.

So how’s a mint going to help him if he falls?

OK, there’s the king’s man — but where’s the horse?

Help, I’ve fallen and I’m all cracked up!

To be fair, all the King’s horses and all the King’s men responded very quickly

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t be able to help.

He’s told this story for like the umpteenth time.

There’s glory for you!

And when he needed it the signal was scrambled.

Why would Hadrian put a ripe egg on top of his wall?

But you’re needed for a very important recipe! King’s Orders!!