Treat this like the ugly sweaters or bad ties dads get as Father’s Day gifts. Pretend you appreciate it (notice I didn’t say “like”) then never let it see the light of day again.
In case you were thinking of disappearing to avoid paying us back your education. It will also vibrate wildly if it detects you might be having ‘too much’ fun.
Nighthawks Premium Member 5 months ago
awww…it should have been blue just like his first booties
gnorth22 Premium Member 5 months ago
So it comes off when he finished paying off the student loans?
ObsiWan Premium Member 5 months ago
Treat this like the ugly sweaters or bad ties dads get as Father’s Day gifts. Pretend you appreciate it (notice I didn’t say “like”) then never let it see the light of day again.
goboboyd 5 months ago
In case you were thinking of disappearing to avoid paying us back your education. It will also vibrate wildly if it detects you might be having ‘too much’ fun.
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
Yes it it. A 21st Century upgrade of the old apron strings.