The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for August 02, 2024

It’s been an Olympic sport since 1988

yet rhythmic gymnastics is

I wonder if Simone will end up on a box of Wheaties.

There is its poor cousin Ping Pong, though.

Was a great early video game, tho…

If a certain brand of beer were to spend enough money for the TV commercials in the Olympics it could be.

and beer ball.

Yet Breakdancing is an Olympic Sport….

Give it time. 3×3 basketball? Surfing?

Breakdancing was introduced as an Olympic “sport” this year, so anything is possible.

I’m still waiting for the “Here, hold my beer” Olympic events. :)

Give it time, but first pickleball.

How did they miss that, considering what they have made Olympic events.

Actually he took a position on a US team in a sport where they won’t even medal.

I don’t know why. They have breakdancing.

Would rather watch beer pong instead of thewoke games

Honestly, I see beer pong as more of an athletic undertaking that some of the very “pretty” events which are judged on a judge’s opinion instead of an actual competition such as a race, or throwing a javelin. You know, like that the real, old-time Greek olympics where the athletics compete against each other. Which is why I don’t watch the “games” anymore. Don’t get me wrong – I absolutely realize that gymnastics take a lot of skill, but it isn’t the same thing …