The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for August 03, 2024

Been there, done that!!!

you really shouldn’t need a knife to eat sauce though

Since he can’t stand his wife’s cooking, what makes Leroy so fat??

If you’re asking Leroy how to season your food, take anything he says with a grain of salt.

ketchup cures a lot of ills

I found that ketchup is a good substitute, especially on meatloaf!

She must use my dear departed Mom’s recipe for spaghetti sauce.

The ketchup is the GOOD half!

Read this week’s News of the Weird on uexpress and you’ll never eat ketchup again.

Okay Leroy, YOU learn to cook. My ex hated to cook, so I had to learn. I’m told I’m not half bad.

Lotsa ketchup.

Texas Pete doesn’t go with everything, Loretta.

Catsup (to avoid using Heinz"s trademark) can improve a lot of things.)

Loretta should take some cooking classes