The strange thing is that there is a headsman (with his axe, but no chopping block) AND a guillotine without a bascule (the tilting platform on which the condemned is strapped). Exactly how will they kill this guy?
OK, the condemned man goes in the guillotine, and the executioner uses his ax to cut the cord holding the guillotine’s blade up. The executioner might say “there can be only one” first, if he’s a “Highlander” fan.
Tipping the executioner was good form. You were paying for a clean cut on the first strike of the axe. I don’t know if this changed with the guillotine.
C 4 months ago
Halfwit
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
It’ll cost you an arm and a leg.
mddshubby2005 4 months ago
Just a little off the top, please.
Superfrog 4 months ago
That’s only for repeat customers.
Digital Frog 4 months ago
He gets the beheading for necks to nothing.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 4 months ago
All for naught. They both expired.
Jayalexander 4 months ago
That’s only good with a minimum purchase.
SHIVA 4 months ago
Now, that man really has chutzpah!!!!!
Bohica Premium Member 4 months ago
The strange thing is that there is a headsman (with his axe, but no chopping block) AND a guillotine without a bascule (the tilting platform on which the condemned is strapped). Exactly how will they kill this guy?
The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago
Sorry, this coupon is only valid Monday through Wednesday.
Concretionist 4 months ago
Umm. “Just a little off the top” maybe?
Doug K 4 months ago
Who gets to decide which half is taken off?
JRobinson Premium Member 4 months ago
No matter how you interpret it, guy’s in for a bad day…
bobpeters61 4 months ago
I thought that song said she was flattered by your grey matter, not splattered by it.
ekw555 4 months ago
A guillotine AND an axe? That’s just overkill.
MRBLUESKY529 4 months ago
Split him from top to bottom. He’ll still be allright.
Just_Karl 4 months ago
OK, the condemned man goes in the guillotine, and the executioner uses his ax to cut the cord holding the guillotine’s blade up. The executioner might say “there can be only one” first, if he’s a “Highlander” fan.
wongo 4 months ago
Wait! He’s going to use a guillotine and an axe. How’s that going to work?
JHL1 4 months ago
Just a little off the top
DiminishedFirst 4 months ago
Tipping the executioner was good form. You were paying for a clean cut on the first strike of the axe. I don’t know if this changed with the guillotine.
FassEddie 4 months ago
Better use it quick! It expires in two minutes!
dsatvoinde Premium Member 3 months ago
Half off? Well, that’s a no brainier.
elvisgirl3 3 months ago
It worked for the Chicken!
Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago
And.. does it come with a choice of what to cut, half off? Please the girlfriend as well.
Saddenedby Premium Member 3 months ago
executioner,,,,, “oh good, I only have to swing half as hard and it’s been a long day!”
kathybear 3 months ago
That would be my husband, but it’s already expired (pun intended)
lnrokr55 3 months ago
There can be only 1! ;-)
mistercatworks 3 months ago
“Nuts. I must have left it in my shirt.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
It’s guillotine better all the time…it can’t get no worse.
pchemcat 3 months ago
I just hope that is a pocket he is reaching into.
Chris Sherlock 3 months ago
But the coupon has expired.
Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago
For half-wits.
awgiedawgie Premium Member 3 months ago
Half off? So you only lose half your head? I don’t think I’d want to risk surviving that.
wildlandwaters 3 months ago
“half off”… oh jeez! I must be morbid, cuz I just couldn’t stop laughing!!