The strange thing is that there is a headsman (with his axe, but no chopping block) AND a guillotine without a bascule (the tilting platform on which the condemned is strapped). Exactly how will they kill this guy?
OK, the condemned man goes in the guillotine, and the executioner uses his ax to cut the cord holding the guillotine’s blade up. The executioner might say “there can be only one” first, if he’s a “Highlander” fan.
Tipping the executioner was good form. You were paying for a clean cut on the first strike of the axe. I don’t know if this changed with the guillotine.
C about 2 months ago
Halfwit
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’ll cost you an arm and a leg.
mddshubby2005 about 2 months ago
Just a little off the top, please.
Superfrog about 2 months ago
That’s only for repeat customers.
Digital Frog about 2 months ago
He gets the beheading for necks to nothing.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 months ago
All for naught. They both expired.
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
That’s only good with a minimum purchase.
SHIVA about 2 months ago
Now, that man really has chutzpah!!!!!
Bohica Premium Member about 2 months ago
The strange thing is that there is a headsman (with his axe, but no chopping block) AND a guillotine without a bascule (the tilting platform on which the condemned is strapped). Exactly how will they kill this guy?
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
Sorry, this coupon is only valid Monday through Wednesday.
Concretionist about 2 months ago
Umm. “Just a little off the top” maybe?
Doug K about 2 months ago
Who gets to decide which half is taken off?
JRobinson Premium Member about 2 months ago
No matter how you interpret it, guy’s in for a bad day…
bobpeters61 about 2 months ago
I thought that song said she was flattered by your grey matter, not splattered by it.
ekw555 about 2 months ago
A guillotine AND an axe? That’s just overkill.
MRBLUESKY529 about 2 months ago
Split him from top to bottom. He’ll still be allright.
Just_Karl about 2 months ago
OK, the condemned man goes in the guillotine, and the executioner uses his ax to cut the cord holding the guillotine’s blade up. The executioner might say “there can be only one” first, if he’s a “Highlander” fan.
wongo about 2 months ago
Wait! He’s going to use a guillotine and an axe. How’s that going to work?
JHL1 about 2 months ago
Just a little off the top
DiminishedFirst about 2 months ago
Tipping the executioner was good form. You were paying for a clean cut on the first strike of the axe. I don’t know if this changed with the guillotine.
FassEddie about 2 months ago
Better use it quick! It expires in two minutes!
dsatvoinde Premium Member about 2 months ago
Half off? Well, that’s a no brainier.
elvisgirl3 about 2 months ago
It worked for the Chicken!
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
And.. does it come with a choice of what to cut, half off? Please the girlfriend as well.
Saddenedby Premium Member about 2 months ago
executioner,,,,, “oh good, I only have to swing half as hard and it’s been a long day!”
kathybear about 2 months ago
That would be my husband, but it’s already expired (pun intended)
lnrokr55 about 2 months ago
There can be only 1! ;-)
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
“Nuts. I must have left it in my shirt.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
It’s guillotine better all the time…it can’t get no worse.
pchemcat about 2 months ago
I just hope that is a pocket he is reaching into.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
But the coupon has expired.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
For half-wits.
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 2 months ago
Half off? So you only lose half your head? I don’t think I’d want to risk surviving that.
wildlandwaters about 2 months ago
“half off”… oh jeez! I must be morbid, cuz I just couldn’t stop laughing!!