The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 26, 2024

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    codycab  3 months ago

    It’s still spicy though, right?

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    C  3 months ago

    Burnt, with a hint of chili

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    Crispy

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    AKA the stomach destroyer.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    The third time’s the charm!

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Meh, call me when he makes a three extinguisher chili.

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    He shouldn’t keep the fire alarm so close to the stove.

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    dbrucepm  3 months ago

    he uses the smoke alarm as a kitchen timer

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    dcdete.  3 months ago

    So even if it is a mild, chilly, chili, would it still be called a chilly chili if it could set off the fire alarm 3 times while cooking?

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    Niko S  3 months ago

    I could never understand the allure of trying to find the hottest, spiciest food to eat. How can you enjoy the taste of the food if it’s swathed in hot sauce or red pepper or jalapenos. Eventually your taste buds get burned out and you need to find hotter and spicier things to eat to taste anything at all.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 3 months ago

    Give it a try Brutus . How bad can it be ?

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    Little Caesar  3 months ago

    I detect a hint of Ansul…..

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    Brutus, I’m not sure your coworkers would appreciate your having the cook’s special.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Smokin hot chile. Yeah that’s it!

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    Chris  3 months ago

    when I cook certain stuff I managed to get thee smoke alarm on… which is why I’m not aloud to make grilled cheese sandwiches much anymore. :}

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    rhpii  3 months ago

    Smoked chili is one thing but grease fire chili is a hard pass. Or maybe an easy pass if you eat it.

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    pour on some tabasco…

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    At least you can be assured that it is fully cooked and that it PROBABLY is OKAY. to eat…..

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    I want some Cowboy Chili!

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    s_krumpe  3 months ago

    Cook must be near me, my smoke detector keeps going off for unknown reasons at random times. I just thought maybe people using fire pits and not putting them out fully. And no, it’s not from the battery getting low. In fact, I changed it to make sure.

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    andersjg Premium Member 3 months ago

    False alarm chili….

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Chef probably also sets off the fire alarm making a banana split. But are you sure you are that hungry, Brutus?

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    preacherman Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s too bad the cook didn’t try for 4 alarm chili, then maybe the while diner would’ve been burnt down.

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Smoked Burnt Chili. Need I say “more?”

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    It’s kinda ironic that something that is often spicy hot would be called chili.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    By the way, the Fire Department says it taste pretty good.

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    walstib Premium Member 3 months ago

    Our local craft brewery specializes in smoky flavored beers. No thanks.

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    C wolfe  3 months ago

    Next week is my birthday, so I will make my semi-famous chili. but this time I am replacing the habaneros with Carolina Reapers. I already had one in my red beans and rice and was good.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    I haven’t had chili in a long time. I think I might need some in the next few weeks. Sounds good.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    brutus is a loyal customer despite the alarmingly bad food… ☺

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