Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 02, 2024

Marty is an idiot

Wouldn’t hurt to just throw a slow pitch.

If you do something a million times and you still suck, it’s time to find something else.

At least it was high. Many first pitches don’t even get to the batter

Ball 1

3/10 for today’s comic

Today is my birthday :D

Yeah, he’s got the ball, but Nate doesn’t. Try harder Marty.

Love panel three…he already knew

He may just clear the park!

He should back down to save himself from the embarrassment

Bet he throws a mean frisbee, too.

Marty’s throwing skills are as bad as his golf skills

Put the catcher in the bleachers behind home plate, problem solved.

You better hope the catcher is patience!!!

The one legged seagull could throw a better pitch

…..I don’t think he meant “that”……..we COULD have a ’lil problem here……..

Nate is 4’8 (May 22, 2020) and if you stack up Nate you get around two and a half Nates which equals 12 FEET and 1 INCH!

“Crash!”

50 cent

Statement: MARTY. IS. COOKED.

Marty is doomed

Many years ago, when I was a teenager, my buddy and I were tossing a baseball back and forth in his driveway. An old man (to teens anyone over 30 was an old man) stopped to watch. He asked if he could toss a few to my friend. He was good, really good. He said he had played ball professionally, so I asked him his name. “Billy Harris,” he said, which didn’t ring a bell with me. He said he had lived in Dorchester, NB. I told him my mother had lived in the same small town, and he said he remembered her. So, when I got home I asked Mom about him. She said he was the real deal, having played for the Brooklyn and Los Angela’s Dodgers teams. My first “brush with fame.”

No catcher who has ever played would catch that ball.

Fun Fact the sea dogs is an actual team in the state Nate lives in

I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen at the game!

Yeah this won’t work

The pitch was fine, Nate’s just short.

Walk with me.

Wouldn’t it be fun if nates all worried,anxious, and scared about being totally embarrassed, and all next week is that, but on next Saturday, His dad throws it perfectly??

Hey, Peirce, you can use that!

Ah, nvmd, the scrips already been written….

juice is dead again

I used to be a pitcher in Nates grade. Martys form is terrible…..

Bruh