Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for July 30, 2024

Hard to imagine.

It’s not pretty.

Trying to picture the birth of said God.

even harder to imagine a stone statue talking without cracking and crumbling

If Jason puts on his hockey mask, it’s all over.

They doo-doo tiny grey pebbles.

Looks like even Kahuna is aware of Jason’s shortcomings and problems.

When Jason was little his parents took him for granite. They rocked Kahuna as a baby and showered him with lava. By the time Jason came along the parents were tired of that scene and spent their time getting stoned instead.

Just a few days ago kahuna and Jason were getting along fine, what happend?

Fillmore the snitch; turn him into a rat Jason.

Jason was probably sold to the museum just to be rid of him.

What kind of diapers does a Tiki God where anyway ? I suppose it Depends

Hmmm. A quick dip down the word rabbithole shows “tiki” to mean First Ancestor or the god that created the first ancestor in the Maori language. So tiki god means god god.

So one is named Kahuna, and the other’s just Jason? Talk about giving a kid an inferiority complex.

Picture a cult leader.

When Fillmore uses that Jack Benny pose, you know things are bad.

Fillmore is going to have a bad spell soon.

Fillmore, once you picture it, you’ll wish you could un-picture it, but of course you won’t be able to.