Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 29, 2024

And it was uphill, both ways.

I drove when I was 4, but when my Dad got home from work he had to get the car out of the culvert.

He backed up hill both ways.

How’d she know?

I drove at 13 — mostly because my big brother took me out to the cornfields to teach me. Parents never found out.

Uphill both ways barefoot.

FUNNY! I’m sure she could drive with a pillow on the seat. Unfortunately it wouldn’t be legal so maybe only if it’s an emergency.

You could, of course, ask the chauffeur.

…and it was uphill both ways.

Probably smoking too

Granted, this was in France, during WWII. The draft age was 15, but he lied about his age to join up.

For some reason, I first processed “snowstorm” as “showroom.”