Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 02, 2024

Plant a go to the garden center today? … Yes

Why? … Soil get the the dirt I need.

I hate gardening more than ever, now.

^^Then just don’t eat.

I dig garden humor

Thompson needs to cultivate a better sense of humor.

They’ve known each other since nursery school.

This could use more torque.

Botany Buy.

Botany Buy?

KHANNNNN

“So that guy you were with last night, were you planting tomato just be friends?”

A double pun, only to be attempted by a professional

Which explains why Henny Youngman was always saying, Take My Wife…….PLEASE!

Excellent!

“Loam me a few pots, would you?”

Gardening will require water, not a good idea right now.

Home grown puns, ripe.

these kinds of puns spread the seeds of discontent… ☺

‘Groan Acres’ Is The Place To Be. Suburban Living Is the Life For Me. etc.