Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 10, 2024

He can fix the eye twitch by using censorship software to blur his eye in the video.

How can you tell when a politician is lying? Their lips are moving.

If you search for tenderness

It isn’t hard to find,

You can have the love you need to live;

But if you look for truthfulness

You might just as well be blind

It always seems to be so hard to give….

We sort of knew there had to be a “tell”.

I hope that there’s someone spying on Hawthorne and Mari while they’re having this conversation. The spy will reveal the truth soon enough.

There’s an AI for that, too!

The crab obviously has been working with the mayor of Dolton IL

Mari looks like one of those small octopuses with eight very short tentacles.

The “eye twitch” is known as a “tell” and most people have them when lying – Trump’s “tell” for instance is his lips or thumbs moving – some people say it’s when he’s breathing – but he’s not quite that bad – yet.

It’s even easier to tell when the other side is lying. All you to do is a few words and you know. All without having to look. TG

“See: he’s alive and has full mental acuity! He isn’t locked in a basement being guarded by Big Mike and some hired contractors that weren’t afraid of the slope.”

I can’t beleive Hawthorne knows how to tell the truth.