Garfield by Jim Davis for August 30, 2024

New record!

I bet Jon put him on a diet.

Your fitbot watch is.

Counting the minutes doesn’t use up any calories. I know.

Wait, Since when does garfield have a watch?!

Must be a new record

We adopted a senior cat who was really overweight, a 23 pounder. We put him on a reasonable diet and he got down to 18 pounds, felt much better.

Time for a Cheat Hour! Bring on the donuts and lasagna! Dilly! Dilly!

No no no diet. Diet is die with a t.

I half expected him to eat that watch after he read it.

That last panel, that’s just Garfield’s excuse to deny being on a diet.

This has to be top 5 for diet length.

How did Jon manage that? Not buy anything unhealthy?

I am confused.In yesterday’s strip Garfield used “the stare” to get more food.So it would seem he wasn’t on a diet yesterday.

And how many times has he cheated?

Not sure that Garfield and diet can really go in the same sentence. ;-)

Weren’t you just counting Garfield

Not that he’ll stay on it for very long.

Garfield you should forget how long you have been on a diet

Not nice to lie, Garfield — we all know you could never maintain a diet for more than five minutes (and even that would be an impressive feat).