bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 31, 2024

stranger danger. give him the slip

Somebody sounds jelly. I’d peel out of there.

YOUR peanut butter? What was the name on the jar in the coffee room fridge? Is that what you’re looking at on the back of my ears?

Who is he; Elvis?

Get out of here, in a Jif, Skippy.

hope you are on vaca