Close to Home by John McPherson for August 03, 2024

He should just walk the doggie.

Just tell them it’s a social experiment, and he’s gathering data.

I don’t think Mr. Femple is very good at thinking…

A friend of mine was carrying her granddaughter’s baby doll by the neck once, and some people thought it was real.

My dachshund rides in a carriage because of her tender back. I have met so many ladies on my walks who come to admire my little wiener dog.

He could get one of those reborn dolls that look very real

The chick in the polka dots is still totally into it. Go for it FEMPLE!

Whatever works,,,,,

George Santos.

C’mon Tom, really? I can ASSURE you, that has never worked!

I guess… I mean I’ve never tried it… I heard that from… someone else… that’s tried it.

I’m pretty sure that my High School didn’t have any training infants.

There always gotta be one to spoil it

Well, the poor guy needs some kind of help-!!!

Served its purpose – identified the gullible female

Bleeb is waving from the tree in the background.

He should have just put Bleeb in the stroller. Then everyone would be happy! Come closer, my pretty! :)

He learned a hard lesson, he’s using the wrong bait.

Yeah, that’s not weird.

Chicks don’t like tricks, unless you are paying.

Mr. Femple should just tell them the “truth” … about how this is part of an experiment that he is participating in.

Not a good tactic, pushing a baby in a stroller makes him look married.

yup…shoulda stuck with the puppy…

Walked into the hornets’ nest on that one. Next thing will be the girls getting out their phones and making tk tk videos of him.