My prospective father-in-law, who taught mathematics and golf at the local high school, invited me to play a round of golf with him. I had never even held a golf club up to that point but I could tell the difference between a golf ball and a tennis ball, in good light.
I’m sure it was absolutely the longest round of golf he had ever played. He was a good sport, though, and gave me his blessing to marry this daughter. He never invited me to go golfing again and I didn’t try to marry his other daughter. :)
TStyle78 5 months ago
I guess he isn’t very good then.
heathcliff2 5 months ago
They must grow rice in their fields.
jaydogg187 5 months ago
He’s improving. He used to require scuba gear.
Troglodyte 5 months ago
Overall? Not a great golfer.
Dwight Schmiddlapp 5 months ago
I quit after I lost 8 balls on the front 9. After the 9th hole, I threw the 9th ball at a pond…and missed.
kucpa Premium Member 5 months ago
As soon as I get my ball retriever re-gripped…
My First Premium Member 5 months ago
Hey, Those ProV 1’s are expensive.
John Wiley Premium Member 5 months ago
I’d need a submarine.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
That outfit is totally out of bounds.
cuzinron47 5 months ago
Hope you’ve got croc repellent.
Jml58 5 months ago
He expects to make a water hole in one.
mistercatworks 5 months ago
My prospective father-in-law, who taught mathematics and golf at the local high school, invited me to play a round of golf with him. I had never even held a golf club up to that point but I could tell the difference between a golf ball and a tennis ball, in good light.
I’m sure it was absolutely the longest round of golf he had ever played. He was a good sport, though, and gave me his blessing to marry this daughter. He never invited me to go golfing again and I didn’t try to marry his other daughter. :)
Norris66 5 months ago
Some places have had too much rain so you do what ya gotta do.
norphos 5 months ago
Ah, water hazard.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 5 months ago
Been there.