Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 02, 2024

I guess he isn’t very good then.

They must grow rice in their fields.

He’s improving. He used to require scuba gear.

Overall? Not a great golfer.

I quit after I lost 8 balls on the front 9. After the 9th hole, I threw the 9th ball at a pond…and missed.

As soon as I get my ball retriever re-gripped…

Hey, Those ProV 1’s are expensive.

I’d need a submarine.

That outfit is totally out of bounds.

Hope you’ve got croc repellent.

He expects to make a water hole in one.

My prospective father-in-law, who taught mathematics and golf at the local high school, invited me to play a round of golf with him. I had never even held a golf club up to that point but I could tell the difference between a golf ball and a tennis ball, in good light.

I’m sure it was absolutely the longest round of golf he had ever played. He was a good sport, though, and gave me his blessing to marry this daughter. He never invited me to go golfing again and I didn’t try to marry his other daughter. :)

Some places have had too much rain so you do what ya gotta do.

Ah, water hazard.

Been there.