Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 10, 2024

Grave developments

The girl on the left doesn’t look like Danae, but the body of work sure does.

That shady spot looks comfy!

The girl on the right has an anti gravity device

Next year after people wise up to the fake grave they’ll have to dig a shark pool to claim their spot.

The undertaker shall return.

…or she’s a Genie in a cooler…

They should reserve their own spot: put up a fake fire hydrant and then place a few of those fake dog poop novelties around it.

More useful to have positioned the tombstone to shade the towel?

They forgot the skull and crossbones

A South Boston beach?

The coastal hill range really thins out the beach crowd, as does fridge water.

Wow, can you say wretched excess?

Wonder if there will be any fallout.

Tombstones on the Beach is my new band name!

..I despise that relatively new practice of staking out spots at concerts and events with blankets. Many times it’s a huge blanket and just two people showing up late, take some selfies. look at their phones the whole time and then leave early complaining about the noise..

It’s Sheldon’s spot.

That tiny little Igloo cooler will NOT contain enough drinks and snacks for 4 people.

i went to the air and space museum there was nothing there!

Unfortunately, the psychological warfare on everything has gone through the roof these days.

That must be the spot where the sharknado touches down.

The way things are going here in Texas, we will be these outdoor activities in Oct/Nov/Dec!!

I need that towel. I’ll settle for an unwelcome mat though.

Yeah, nobody’s going to steal that spot.

You guys spend way too much time going up and down the I-95! Just sayin……. ;-)

More Wiley kids! And does the sign simply warn against trespassing, or does it mean “radioactive”? I think the headstone says it all, really.

That’s David Hasselhoff’s grave