Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 01, 2024

Who’s Carla?

I’m sure that Carla will promise to make Carla her number one priority.

Foreboding and foreshadowing are easily confused

Run, Carla, Run!

Run run run run run away!

… take THAT you little green pigs!

… sorry, go on, you were sayin’ sump’n about honoring sump’n or other!

Start the divorce now…

Scrolly matrimony?

Hey her face is up there ya fool!

If he’s like that now, can you just imagine their kids will follow suit…Carla’s been long gone …she couldn’t take it any more so she packed up and went home to Mother….

The priest should have just texted the question to him.

Oy! Next thing ya know, they’ll text each other “I do!” Or at least HE will…

And she walked out…

Uh … sure … Just let me finish this and …

Uh oh, this doesn’t bode well on any level.

Carla’s gonna send him a notification…

I give it a week.

“ I do…not know the WiFi password.”

I would be surprised if this hasn’t actually happened.

Text me now or forever hold your peace.

Wait until you see his “Worst” Man …!

( ring tone: “Taking Care Of Business” )

Not too swift looking up the definition of priority.

My other half discovered ear-pods.

at least put her on your speed dial!… (maybe even put her on #1?)

Maybe Carla has her smartphone in her flowers and is texting him back ;-)

My daughter is getting married a week from today, and one of the items they ordered is a beautifully printed sign (fits right in with their color scheme) asking everyone to turn off their phones and devices for a screen-free wedding.

As for these two, I suspect they’ll be seeing a marriage counselor before long — or she will, because she probably can’t count on him to show up for the appointments.