Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 09, 2024

He was going to say something about his back, but he couldn’t put his finger on it.

It’s going to be a long subject.

Some horsies like their faces petted. Not all do. Horsie, what about you?

Like the old joke. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks "Why the long face?’’

he’s got some oats to grind about his face

Now say it the way Ralph Kramden says it.

You just couldn’t reins in yourself could ya horsie.

Why the long face, Horace? (Sorry, had to do that).

… and suddenly, the urge is gone!

Hey Horace… What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?A: A mechanic

… and his big nose and his big muzzle and his big ears …

You good teeth is what finally got you this job.

Better this than sticking his nose into everyone else’s business.

Hay! Sometimes I whine and some times I whinny.

facial fixation

He’s his own worst critic…

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Sign up for Facial Decognition.

guess the carecter on my prophile pic

And triangular ears for footballs….