The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 30, 2024

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    codycab  5 months ago

    Uncle Ted has to have his sweet dreams!

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    Kiba65  5 months ago

    Uncle Ted takes Brutus along on his shopping trip, I find that more to family than he has at home….

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 5 months ago

    As a young boy once I slept in a haystack: my best night ever.

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    Ahuehuete  5 months ago

    You should check out our “smelly and lumpy” mattress line.

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    When I moved out of my 16foot Terry trailer in the mountains (hard times) and started a new job, I had learned to love the simple platform bed of the trailer. So once in my new apartment I built a platform of plywood and added a simple form mat. That was years ago. I still like that style. I replace the foam layer every couple of years. About 1/10 the cost of name brand mattresses that give me backaches.

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    franksmin  5 months ago

    ♪♫…“in grandma’s feather bed”…..♪♫ (Thanks, John Denver!)

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    Justanolddude Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ll have what Uncle Ted is having.

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    pat sandy creator 5 months ago

    the best kind of mattress…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 5 months ago

    Buying a new mattress is one of the hardest purchases you will ever make. Ranks right up there with a new car

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    CorkLock  5 months ago

    Still sleep in my late wife and our King Size bed. 16 Months ago she passed away and no one has sit in her recliner yet. She loved it. When I bought it for a Christmas present many years ago she said it was way too big. Almost 7 months she didn’t use it but then had a stroke in 2012. Came home and recliner became her close friend. Electric buttons let her get it just right. Un Huh. The Ole Goat me – became a smart giver. Recliner a great gift for many sick or aged folks or tired workers.

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    Uncle Ted, a nice pillow top is pretty comfy.

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    Chris  5 months ago

    well, they sure do live up to the dream department don’t they… just don’t wake up. :D

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    GumbyDammit223  5 months ago

    I just bid adieu to my recliner of 20-some years. It was literally falling apart causing me to list at about 20 degrees while being at a fixed 25 degree incline. It made sleeping somewhat challenging. I’ve had to use the recliner for sleep since my bed needs a new mattress. The mattress is the same one I had when I was a teenager. I’m 59 now. I’m getting a fancy new Stressless Reno and boy that wasn’t cheap!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 5 months ago

    Attaboy Uncle Ted………

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    MichaelD Premium Member 5 months ago

    Considering all the crossover in merchandising these days, its surprising that La-Z-Boy never made mattresses.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 5 months ago

    Uncle Ted always brings a smile. It’s too much work for me to move from the recliner to bed so when I fall asleep watching the Guardians or Blue Jackets on the West Coast I just stay put!

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member 5 months ago

    Yeah ! Uncle Ted knows his mattresses .

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    cuzinron47  5 months ago

    I’d rather have a “just like my couch” mattress.

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Ah, one that prevents you from turning over.

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Now, if I were to ever go back to sleeping on a flat surface, instead of my sleeping chair, I might want a mattress just like that chair.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    The most comfortable chair comparison for a mattress is not a bad place to start with. There should be mattresses made especially for guys. They could even be equipped with sport team logos…..

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    “Dreeeeaaaaam. Dream! Dream! Dream!”

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    rick92040  5 months ago

    That famous memory foam mattress is the worst one I have ever slept on. large waste of money.

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    gopher gofer  5 months ago

    i’d like a futon that allows me to sleep as well as i do while riding in the car…

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    CrzyDyeman  5 months ago

    That would be in the “Craftmatic” section.

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