Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for August 09, 2024

Gotcha!

Oh no no no. You have to use slightly outdated slang. That’s WAY worse.

Knew someone, who as a kid, did exactly what Michael threatens to do.

Watched a great-granddaughter do just that recently. Lasted nearly half an hour. Never figured out why. Glad we don’t see her often.

so what’s the slang?

Saw an ad (European) about a long-suffering young father – his kid threw a major a tantrum in a store. It was an ad for condoms.

Go ahead Michael, I’ll just keep shopping an leave you lying there on the floor. Have security call me on the intercom after you’re done with your hissy fit.