Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 01, 2024

Pilish that!

We can’t see Jason’s comments here, but he is still posting. Even though his comments are banned here he can still like posts. He even liked Calvin’s posts that accused him of using the N word.

A park ranger catches a hunter in the act of eating a spotted owl. Feathers and bones surround his campfire.

The ranger says, “The spotted owl is a highly endangered species. Killing one is a federal crime.”

The man says, “Yes, I admit that I killed and ate that owl. However, in my defense, I was lost in the wilderness for three days and frankly I was starving. The bird flew directly at me; I raised my gun and I fired. I didn’t have time to identify the species. I am genuinely sorry. When I get home, I promise to make a significant donation to the Environmental Defense Fund, and I promise to never do it again.”

The ranger thinks about it and says, “Well, under the circumstances I guess we could let you off with a warning. But, I’m curious: what did it taste like?”

The guy answers, “Oh, a bit like bald eagle.”

Let’s put Adhara in a clerk job at the patent office and see what happens.

But can she cook?

Hmmm… I’m scheming on an a la mode language. I’ll call it Nummy Numish.

I wonder how “shocked” Anna Lee Dozier was when she found out owning an ancient pre-Columbian artifact was illegal and carried large fines?

“Mayan, did she get a bargain!”

I’m sure there are a lot of writing styles more interesting than pilish

All other Mexicans it’s 16.2 At least all the ones I’ve worked with.

I’d name the dog Picaro.

I don’t know why it still surprises me, but the level of ignorance in some of these comments is astounding.

In honor of the feathers, the Guatemalan unit of currency is the quetzal.

Three Mexico-related factoids today. Well, thanks. We’re more than drug dealers and illegal immigrants, no matter what Trump and several racist and ignorant members of this forum have to say.

Now I have a giant chihuahua to doodoo mucho.

Albert Einstein never took an IQ test.

medium.com/@13032765d/einstein-and-newton-never-took-iq-tests-stop-citing-their-made-up-scores-fc86b9358775

I don’t miss his stupid juvenile comments.