Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 01, 2024

He does Ozzy Nelson’s job!

It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it.

Who pays him? Will the answer be equally confusing?

Sounds quite impressive !

In one word, Chazz. That’s all Poncho can handle. One word.

Many moons ago, I used to be a petroleum products distribution technician…also known as a gas pump attendant. Tips were OK.

Engineer …

His job sounds almost like a typical Linked-In description. Word Salad.

My master sells bait.

If you can’t say what you do briefly in fairly simple words …

… then you’re probably trying to make yourself sound more impressive than what you really are.

In other words, an office drone just like everybody else!

He’s channelling his inner pointy-haired boss.

That’s super depressive!

So – he’s a B.S. artist?

Kinda like Comicus, the Stand-Up Philosopher (Mel Brooks) from History of The World, Part 1 – when he was at the “VNEMPLOYMENT INSVRANCE” window describing what he did:

“I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.”; to which Bea Arthur responds “Oh. A bull-s**t artist!”

Do WE even know what Chaz does?

Chaz needs a brand consultant.

I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

Like how in old sitcoms the father had an office job they never really explained. Sounds to me like Chaz is a computer networking engineer or some such.

I have a nephew with a job like that.

Sounds like he plays with LEGOS. :)

Sometimes I think it would be kind of embarrassing not to have a self-explanatory job title.

Chaz better watch out or Pancho will try to feed him to the wolves

Sister was given a homework assignment to ask what dad did for a living. It was a classified job he couldn’t talk about so he told her to report that “My dad pulls a little red wagon.”

My master is sleepin’ in the col’, col’ ground. Don’t tell the cops.

he what?