Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for August 07, 2024

Why did they trademark Barbie and not Spider-Man?

Doesn’t Spider-man have a girlfriend? What’s the problem?

that’s what Ken gets for going camping with GⅠJoe

Can you imagine the fuss Zoe would put up if Hammie did the same thing to her?

Just wait Hammie till Zoe changes his attire to Barbie pink outfits.

What’s Ken going to think?!

Something is missing. I know, Zoe needs some sort of helmet.

“No, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again!!”

They’re going to share warmies whether you like it or not, Hammie.

It’s too risque for a comic strip, but my revenge on my sister when she did this to me was to strip Barbie naked and put her in a compromising position with (in my case) Hulk for her to find.

Now I can’t wait to see the crossover movie.

MJ or the Black Cat might have something to say about that!

Now you have to wash the cooties off of Spidey, Hammie.

Hammie realizes Spiderman now has girl cooties which negates his spidey sense.

Barbie is saying “Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot.”

Hammie, wait until Zoe does something else than get a whole spool of dental floss and wrap the Barbie up, hang her from and coat hook and claim that Spiderman webbed her.

Hammie’s right. Spider-Man should be upside down… ☺

And … What about … How about Mary Jane?

She did tell Hammie she would get even. But really, is anyone able to keep track.

Yeah, Spider-Man would only smooch MJ. Or maybe Black Cat before … oh, sorry, Hammie, you didn’t know about Peter Parker’s romantic side? Yep, there’s some of that mushy romantic stuff in the comics and movies, too. Aw, don’t feel bad, you’ll like it in ten years or so.

Tomorrow it’ll be Deadpool and Wolverine?

I had a friend who when she was little hated Ken dolls—she would put them on the railroad tracks.

Oh, Jeez! … Just call her Gwen Stacy !! … :)

Doesn’t Hammie read the Spider-Man comics? Spidy has had several love interests over the years. None have been named Barbie, however.

Barbie’s full name, by the way, is Barbara Millicent Roberts

In my house it was Barbie and GI Joe. No web-slingin’ high school kid for my sister’s Barbie!

Exactly what happened to my GI Joes!

You ruined Spider-Man

Don’t tell Hammie that “The Thing” got married

This is just ONE of the unintended consequences of boys playing with dolls – they can fall into the “wrong” hands and be engaged in “inappropriate” behavior – and I don’t care if you refer to them as “action figures” – they ARE STILL “dolls”…

I can remember when Zoe used to dress “Action Man” in Barbie’s clothes—right down to the pink underwear. (Must have been fairly stretchy material.)

I notice that their skin tones are not so jaundiced as before.

Spider-Man’s true love is Mary Jane. So unless that particular Barbie doll is her then she’s not the one.

Thought Hammie was gonna tell her to turn Spiderman upside down. Like in the movie.

C’mon, Barbie. You don’t Mary Jane to attack you,

Poor Hammie.

Should be kissing her upside down while in the rain (a sprinkler will do.)

Now that Spider-Man is contaminated.

Apparently they could not get permission from Hasbro, but that movie should have ended with Barbie running off with GI Joe!

Uh, you better not tell Mary Jane.

Read some of Hammie’s comics, Zoe – it’s Spidey and M.J.

Hammie will get even with Zoe by doing something evil with her Barbie. A mud bath perhaps?

Last time I looked, today was Thursday the 8th.

Your mother Zoe.