Marmaduke by Brad Anderson for August 10, 2024

Just “Dole” it out.

Why you get pineapple on them, for?

I’ll take it!

Why’d you order if it you don’t want it? I’ll take it especially if there is ham on it to go with the pineapple.

Who would ask for something that no one wants? Why ask for pineapple pizza when you know not even the dog would eat it?

Just for the “punchline”, or what passes for one, I guess.

I love it that they gave Marm a pizza! Of course, in real life it’s not good for dogs!

Aloha

My favorite: canadian bacon (ham, nowadays), pepperoni & pineapple. Hammy, spicy, & sweet.

Why’d you order it?

I wonder if Marm ordered the pineapple pizza to make sure he got the meat lovers?

Puparoni pizza is for dogs Phil

We moved to San Jose in 1956 when the valley was still full of farms and orchards. San Jose population was 100000. The pizza there was the greatest. I liked the one that was linguica sausage we got at Me and Eds Pizza kitchen. Here in NC, they don’t know what linquica sausage was. Also at San Jose Speedway on Saturday night, a linquica sausage on a sourdough roll with mustard was the greatest.

If you were dumb enough to order pineapple, you have to make sure it is not going to waste.

So everybody gets their own pizza?

I’m from New York. We DO NOT put pineapple on pizza! It’s a travesty. Don’t get me started! LOL!

Why? Do you order it, if you don’t like it?

Why did you even order it?

Marm has a better taste in Pizza than you, Phil.

Bphil be grateful marm left you a pizza

I love pineapple pizza. Pineapple + pepperoni = joy.