Close to Home by John McPherson for August 08, 2024

You do that

Postage is gonna be a killer.

M&Ms in hell? Nah, the candy of hell is Good N Plenty. Or circus peanuts.

in hell they probably only have knock-off m&ms

Bleeb is still happy, despite the circumstances.

My grandkids wouldn’t know what the M & M slogan is.

The only mail you’ll see down there are the dead letters.

Whaaat?! They get M&M’s down there! I was told that all they had down there was Butterscotch hard candies and those weird Peanut Butter Logs we got as kids for Halloween!

Back in the 70s the slogan was “melts in your mind; not in your hand”

Should’ve bought Red Hots.

He can still eat ‘em, candy?

The internal chocolate melts in Florida heat (you can tell by breaking the shell when the outside temperature is above 95 degrees) but the candy shell has to get to about 300 degrees to melt. So if that has melted in your hand, then you are already dead and should not worry too much about it.

Down there, they only have Meh & Meh’s

They’ll have to add the disclaimer, unless you’re in hell.

That’s what you get for not sharing, ya big baby!!!!!! Hiya Bleeb! Look out! You’ve got some serious competition behind you and he’s packing a pitchfork! :)

Better eat before someone else does