In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for August 23, 2024

Die or get tagged out, tough choice, shark!

You need to play where there is a strong enough current that you have to swim to stay in place.

Bull shark Durham.

Remember to hit every bag with your fin or belly or something.

Thanks for touching base with me.

Never mind that you struck out in the first place.

or, worse yet, you’ll get thrown out and we’ll lose the game!