Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 09, 2024

Mrowr!

that was quite a break to his oars, Flo

“Ability”? How many “mice” did he catch??

Shabbat shalom, fellow Cappers. Pray that the Messiah will come and save wretched humanity (that’s about the only hope we have left!).

Andy takes getting Red Carded very seriously.

She’s very catty, herself

thought it might be “Canal Andy Time”

Cats always land on their feet. Andy always lands in the canal.

She thinks the lads read Garfield

Pay your money and take your choice.

Funny

That agility comes from his falls in and out of the canal……

Every time the opposing team approached, he curled up in a ball in front of the goal.

Most soccer players are like cats, to judge from all the flopping they do…..

Still trying to find him a place on the field he can do the least damage.

Harder to get sent off in goal?

I was a goalkeeper when I played soccer. I remember a few matches where our opponents were so bad that I almost fell asleep in the goal due to boredom because all the action was down at the other end of the pitch.

She’ll not get a fancy drink tonight and no chips with her cod.

Trust ‘em, Andy…. it’s your time asleep… nothin’ else….

This would have been great for yesterday, as it was International Cat Day.

I agree with Flo you are called the cat because you sleep alot