Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2024

What are the guards going to do? Stab the bedbugs with their spears?

Yep

I’m sure that makes sense…somehow.

yeah…

What Rodney said bugged the king.

Tomorrow night, don’t let the Rodney wish you good night.

That has to be one awfully big bedbug!

From one blood sucking parasite to another.

Not to forgets them monsters under the bed too.

I always HATED that!! How can you keep ‘em from biting you if you’re asleep, anyway?!

Has the wizard been playing with bedbugs again?

I’d hate to see what would happen if there were actually bedbugs.

For The King’s sake, The Count hope those guards don’t Pull a Snoopy run away in the middle of the night and fall in ❤️

On a “Calvin and Hobbes”, Calvin’s reaction to that comment was to imagine that he had a ginormous bedbug (resembling the beetle from “Metamorphosis”) and filling his room with so much bug spray Dad started choking as he came in. On an old “Baby Blues”, Darryl was reciting that rhyme to baby Zoe, suddenly stopped, and in the last panel he had the crib mattress pulled up. Darryl was armed with a flashlight, fly swatter, and bug spray.

My Mom used to always say that! … except w/o the “sire”.

Take it from me. The guard would work.

In the news yesterday a plane had to be diverted when a passenger was found to have lice. I bet the seats next to her, behind and in front emptied out quickly.

2 exterminators instead?

Those fatsos are no match for the bed bugs, shortie.

Long before night lights.

…..ain’t gonna work….different motive!!!!