Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 07, 2024

Do you help?

As far as I’m able to, yes.

I’m trying to figure out what Peter is carrying. I have it narrowed down to three things.

Either it’s a bag of groceries, next time use two bags.

Or maybe it’s an ornament for the garden. Next time have the nursery deliver.

Or finally, maybe it’s a tombstone. Next time just leave it at the cemetery.

What’s he going to do with that block of granite?

Great neighbor!

“I wish I could help you but I don’t want to!” said the ditzy blond in Friends (who is quite intelligent in real life).

Good answer.

I hate the a22hole neighbor strips.

what are neighbors for, right?

Peter, you just made Stan’s day, given the opportunity to so eloquently refuse to help you.

Nah, you bought it, you haul it.

Just say yes, I mind.

and what’s funny, too, is… what on earth is it??… looks like a big hunk of granite or sumpthin’!

Drop it on his foot