Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 06, 2024

Groan – in a good way.

Oh go crack your crown…

EXCELLENT!! Leigh, you’ve outdone yourself. Great work!!

Herd the cow was over the moon about it.

“That’s Amore.” “Moon hits your eye like a big a pizza pie.” Those lyrics kill me.

Humpty doesn’t seem too broken up about it.

Well, hey dddle diddle, as I always say.

Forgive him Henny, he knows not how badly he sinned with that attempt a humor.

The cat wanted the dish, but fiddled around too long.

This is how the whole wild tale that became a nursery rhyme got started.

They wanted to spoon….

The little dog laughed to see such sport.

Dish should be interesting.

I heard she served in Korea as a lieutenant.

But did the little dog laugh ?

Never thought about it this way before, quite a naughty little ditty.