Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 09, 2024

Just be happy it came from her face and not the other end…

The tears may actually be worth the wait.

Eye gunk?

What’s the current status on Phoebe’s knee, anyway?

Hehehehe!! Unicorn!!

Phoebe, count your blessings that it has to come from her face.

Glad it’s just the face.

That magical mystery sounds amazing. I wonder if there is a tour of it

Hope she didn’t pick it up off of the road!

Kind of ew, even from a Unicorn!

Well, saliva does have healing properties.

I keep thinking of Steven Universe.

Well, you know, things like urine do have medicinal qualities..

I’ve noticed that when people start something with “funny story”, it’s seldom funny….

So that is snot exactly Unicorn Tears, huh?

Someone did say on Monday that Phoebe was hoping for unicorn spit. I replied that I remembered that it was another bodily fluid that she wanted. Phoebe did specify on Tuesday that she wanted unicorn tears but she now fears that she is getting either spit or snot.

Somehow, I don’t think Unicorn Slobber would be a best seller…

The Magical Mystery Cure.

The Beatles should be by any minute.

At least it came out of the front end!

Another possibility is that she hawked up a nice wad of phlegm.

What’s Marigold’s full name again?

Roll up for the Magical Mystery Tour!