Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 30, 2024

That’s what he needs, a team of advisors…..

You’re way ahead, they’re cheating says trump

No problem, Senator. Just put on some socks and shoes.

That’s where most of them are ‘in my book’ anyways. Very, very few of ‘those people’ are earning the money we pay them ! ! ! !

Pretty sure they all are.

But he’s slightly ahead of dandruff and psoriasis.

The problem is your purple, you need some Orange makeup and a bad comb over. Oh, and most of your brain removed.

That good !?¡¿

I heard on a talk show one host told the other “you are lower than a used car salesman but still higher than a politician”

Not a pretty image at this hour of the morning. Gag.

I think he can get a prescription or something OTC for that

He’s leading in the bartender polls.

What’s even worse, he’s fallen behind Bone Spurs!

Looks like there’s a fungus among us.

yup… I’d rather have the fungus… lol!

Do polls offer a space for a write-in candidate? “Fungus, Toenail”.

tRump campaign headquarters in late September after the debate and sentencing.

By how many votes?

What is that supposed to mean?

When your polling numbers hit single digits, it’s time to consider a new career.

Yes, yes, but how am I doing in the polls?