Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for November 19, 2024
Transcript:
Dicky: Oh, Jesus. Not this song. Hell no. The whole premise is messed up. Tommy: You don't like the little drummer boy ? Dicky: I get it. The kid's poor. But still wants to do something for baby Jesus. It's sweet. But any way you look at it. A drum solo is a super shitty gift for a newborn. Dicky: I don't know who wrote that song. But only a sociopath would think "oh, you walked through a desert and gave birth in a filthy manger next to a bunch of camels? I bet what you need right now is a small child on a percussion instrument!" Dicky: You know what's a better gift? anything. Tommy: It's a shame there was no little hand sanitizer boy. I bet they woulda loved to seen him.
cracker65 about 1 month ago
Fantasy is not reality.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 1 month ago
Look at this guy who’s never heard Joey Jordison’s drum solo on “The Blister Exists”.
David Lieb Premium Member about 1 month ago
Finally! Someone with half a brain thought about the lyrics.
Melki Premium Member about 1 month ago
My LEAST FAVORITE Christmas carol. Believe it or not, it’s been around since 1941. (For some reason, I thought it was written in the seventies. Maybe that’s just when it started to REALLY get on my nerves.)
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’ve always thought the same
Willywise52 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Whole-body sanitizer for those days.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago
I find myself in agreement with the guy on the left.
Julie478 Premium Member about 1 month ago
☹ No Bonus Panel Today ☹
Aimless Melissa about 1 month ago
Change a diaper. That’s a real gift.