Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for August 14, 2024

I seriously doubt the Summon Server ever received anything pleasant after giving a summons.

Hmm..I wonder if any cops are pitching for a tip as they write you a ticket?

Insert Mohel joke here…

Think it’s more of an eating situation.

What?! A lawyer suing a Shark? Whatever happened to professional courtesy?

You want the tip ? You can’t handle a tip !! But if you insist,“don’t take any wooden nickles”

“How ’bout we discuss your tip over lunch?”

His tip can be that he won’t eat him.

lmao .. Sherman, keep your money, apparently you’re going to need it for an attorney.

Come on, pal, Sherman’s a shark. If you’re suing him just because he’s been eating other fish, leave him alone because that’s what sharks do!

Beauty

I wouldn’t tip.

“Hahahahaha! Don’t hold your breath kid!”

Here’s a good tip: don’t hand legal papers to a great white shark unless you have your own legal affairs in order.

What has Sherman done now to cause this?

The tip would be “go away before I eat you!”

I bet the server is hoping for 20% of the bail amount of the judgement rules against Sherman.

You’re a shark. Eat him.

I have always and still do ……. pay tips on good service ….. :)

Why don’t you eat him and whomever sued you?

No way