You know Corky’s been gone from the diner too long by the branded hamburger sacks – Baleen must have cut her own deal to run a “Drippy Gooey Burger” franchise right under her boss’ nose!
Call in the forensic accountants!!
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It’s a full four-part classics update for the 8th:
Skeezix works by the classic business principle of “Always Be Conniving”. By hook or by crook, he will get enough postmarks where the Sun shall never set on his empire!
Just because Clarion McCall can go after Jessie Bell with “inky by the gallon”, it doesn’t mean he needs to pour the entire bucket into his first edition.
I guess we’re gonna get the whole account of the Tobacco Wars after all. Happy Hangover has the airways cornered in the escalating ad battle… or does he?
Rufus… finishes up early, only he can’t punch out lest he get docked for 7 hours, 52 minutes. Maybe we can find out what he brought for lunch?
Also, too: The chances of Baleen actually being able to the math in her head that fast are just a bit less than the White Sox’ chances of making the playoffs this season.
Did this strip enter a time warop or something? Somebody wrote a check in a restaurant? And, golly, it’s about five times the size of a normal check. And you really get three decent burgers for $20.80? I checked out thee decent places close to home – Americano, Red Mill, and Lil Woody – and this would set you back $30 – $40.
Dirty Dragon 11 days ago
You know Corky’s been gone from the diner too long by the branded hamburger sacks – Baleen must have cut her own deal to run a “Drippy Gooey Burger” franchise right under her boss’ nose!
Call in the forensic accountants!!
- – - -
It’s a full four-part classics update for the 8th:
Skeezix works by the classic business principle of “Always Be Conniving”. By hook or by crook, he will get enough postmarks where the Sun shall never set on his empire!
Just because Clarion McCall can go after Jessie Bell with “inky by the gallon”, it doesn’t mean he needs to pour the entire bucket into his first edition.
I guess we’re gonna get the whole account of the Tobacco Wars after all. Happy Hangover has the airways cornered in the escalating ad battle… or does he?
Rufus… finishes up early, only he can’t punch out lest he get docked for 7 hours, 52 minutes. Maybe we can find out what he brought for lunch?
Dirty Dragon 11 days ago
Also, too: The chances of Baleen actually being able to the math in her head that fast are just a bit less than the White Sox’ chances of making the playoffs this season.
snsurone76 11 days ago
MORE foggy? Sounds like the usual Slim to me!
iggyman 11 days ago
I kind of think that check would bounce!
iggyman 11 days ago
With her anchor tattoo, I wonder if at one time she dated Popeye?!
Darryl Heine 11 days ago
Hot ’n juicy hamburgers are expensive?
capndan Premium Member 11 days ago
Here’s a tip for you Baleen, be careful taking personal checks!
rondm66 10 days ago
Yes.
rondm66 10 days ago
No tax on tips.
SofaKing 10 days ago
I had some fine “anesthesia” last night, from Excelleaf dispensary in Illinois. Very nice foggy brain.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 10 days ago
Insufficient funds should keep that check docked.
Uncle $crooge 10 days ago
Did this strip enter a time warop or something? Somebody wrote a check in a restaurant? And, golly, it’s about five times the size of a normal check. And you really get three decent burgers for $20.80? I checked out thee decent places close to home – Americano, Red Mill, and Lil Woody – and this would set you back $30 – $40.
Uncle $crooge 10 days ago
So if Slim really meant to write the check for $20.80, the actual cost of the burgs, doesn’t that mean that the tip he meant to give him was zero?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 days ago
Speaking of “surgery”,where’s the OTHER waitress? The one who took a leave of absence for heart surgery.
I liked her a lot better
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 days ago
Three salads and three waters.Dieters convention in town