1 and Done by Eric Scott for July 31, 2024

And Lazarus was miffed.

Jesus was wicked on the cymbals!

Look at the smile on his face. You know he’s enjoying this.

And Jesus decided: life is good.

That’s funny!

Or maybe that’s Methusnoozeelah!

Today’s cartoon is only to be understood cymbalically .

Great cymbalism.

…and Lazarus become deaf that day….

What? What’d ya say?

I always heard that he used bagpipes! Oh well.

“Praise him with a clash of cymbals; praise him with loud clanging cymbals.”

Lazarus could do without the praise. All he wanted was a couple of aspirin for his hangover.

It was Lazarus who said, “Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.”

…um, correction. It was Lazarus Long.

Wind up plastic Jesus for dashboards. A more devout item than the monkey.

That is what dad did to us.

Few people know that Jesus was a radio shock jock, a radio dj for the morning drive. There was no one better for raising the dead.

“Only a tramp was Lazarus that day. He who lay down at the rich man’s gate.”