Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 16, 2024

“I thought you wuz dead.”

I think I heard something Russelling in the bushes.

Snake!

Captain Ron, there’ll be Big Trouble in the Little Tennis Court or am I going Overboard?

Once upon a time at Flushing Meadows.

He said Kurtly.

Stuntman Mike from Death Proof! He opened his first aid kit, it was a bottle of whiskey.

He was unable to escape from New York’s Flushing Meadows.

Thank you, Dan, for evoking a plethora of puns.

Watching them trying to play on that Kurt would be hilariously gruesome.

now that they realize who it is, they’re hemmin’ and hawn…