My last girlfriend, who had been widowed by a very abusive husband, could not believe I was as nice, etc. as I appeared to be. She asked to contact a long-term woman friend to ask if I was “for real”.
She was told I was the “realest” guy she was ever going to meet.
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
Now you’re just trying to get her on you side.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
He sure gets a lot of dates for someone so repulsive.
sirbadger about 1 month ago
Who hates him — the character references or the companies he works for.
a sage about 1 month ago
Yes.
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Her headlights seem to have flashed their brights at him in block 2
Knightman Premium Member about 1 month ago
Just bragging!!!
goboboyd about 1 month ago
Unfortunately, all my references are real characters. Scamps, one and all.
wongo about 1 month ago
All of his past dates
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
Is this the first date, or the last date?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
Get back to talking about Eno’s guilty pleasure (beer).
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
He is kind of looking for a certain kind of job though.
the lost wizard about 1 month ago
But enough about me.
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
My last girlfriend, who had been widowed by a very abusive husband, could not believe I was as nice, etc. as I appeared to be. She asked to contact a long-term woman friend to ask if I was “for real”.
She was told I was the “realest” guy she was ever going to meet.
It’s nice to be appreciated.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
So where do you rate on the slapping index?
sincavage05 about 1 month ago
So, I guess the backseat is out of the question now?
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
Prince Charming he ain’t.