The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for August 14, 2024

They have also requested, not so kindly, that she wear a robe and stay out of the pool.

No one cuts them any slack!!!

That area has suffered enough from tsunamis!

If you go to a swimming pool, you should expect to get wet. Let Leroy do his cannonball dives. If people don’t like his big splash, they can sit further away from the pool so they won’t get wet.

“Fine – I’ll just use the other one…”

I’d tell them to KMA!!

Leroy, you’re creating too many large wakes! (waves)

But I’m training for the cannonball event at the 2028 Olympics.

Republicans deprive people of everything.

The resort staff wants the parents of the kids who are incessantly yelling Marco Polo Marco Polo to remove their kids from the pool area immediately.

haters gonna hate

I guess Leroy didn’t have swimming lessons when he was a kid. Not many did back then.

There’s nothing cutting or surreal about this strip. It feels entirely realistic and reasonable and not at all exaggerated. Weird.

At my college’s natatorium a very large man did a cannonball off the 3 meter board.

The resulting splash was high & forceful enough that it knocked down a couple of the ceiling tiles.

It’s not that he’s trying to do cannonball dives, they just turn out that way.

You’ve emptied the pool in more ways than one. :)

And don’t slide down the pool slide for kids.

You’re either going to have to pay for the water to refill the pool, or start reimbursing the hotel for lost sales on poolside stacks.

Because Leroy everybody gets soak because of your cannonball