The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for August 22, 2024

A bottle of bourbon should do it.

Really costly to go to a restaurant.

“The nearest Macdonald’s, sir!”

A grilled cheese sandwich and a glass of water might do it.

small compensation, but at least the food will be edible

“A slinky young waitress with a low dress neckline!” says Loretta.

Bring Leroy a glass of Everclear®, and leave the bottle.

Only one menu?

Even a glass of water is out of his price range.

Perhaps some ethanol? See, I told you he consumed more of it than the car!

Perhaps Monsieur would like to eat at MacDonalds?

Leroy should have looked up their menu on their website.

Maybe bypass the restaurant for the corner hot dog stand?

A better job.

Simple, don’t look at the prices.

Go home,Leroy.

Le Roi de Burger, mon ami.

We do need a dishwasher.

A good bottle of wine