Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 15, 2024

At least he’s on the sunny side up of the road.

at least he still has it together

He got fried!

Use lots of aloe vera and wait a week. You’ll heal.

Eggxactly, words to fry by!

Unless you fall over easy.

Get used to your new look, too.

At least he fell over easy…

Serves him right for wearing a shell suit!

Omelet this one slide without comment.

‘We had to scramble the EMT’s for you’

Yep, eggsactly.

For the moment, Two Egg, Florida is One Egg, Florida.

to be fair, at least he’s still alive…

While it is possible to fry an egg on the sidewalk on a hot day, it is unlikely. To be fully cooked, eggs must reach a temperature of 158 degrees while even the hottest sidewalk would seldom exceed 145 degrees. The hood of a dark colored car would be a a better option.

Seems to me it worked out pretty good. At least he’s got it all together again.

Yeah-pretty much avoid the Phoenix area!!

Time for an intervention. That’s the second time this week he’s gotten fried.

“ And don’t do it on Thursday, do it on Friday.”

too late

New 2024 memes . . .

Random musings:

“This wasn’t what I expected when she offered me a hot time, doc.”

“You gotta help me, doc — if my wife sees me like this, I’m fried.”

Finally — an explanation of why neither the King’s horses nor his men could put Humpty together again.

This must be from the sequel to the original Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme (Netflix presents Humpty Dumpty: The Aftermath).