Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 15, 2024

It helps if you put brown sugar on it.

I don’t know what the three bears were in for but Goldilocks would be in for housebreaking.

Spookingdorf’s regular diet for generations.

Not eating Goldilocks when he had the chance

Being Bear in public?

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Agree with the Spooks rational response.

I eat mine with a mashed banana, raisins and pecans.

I long ago decided that oatmeal/oats has only 3 acceptable uses: 1) oatmeal cookies, with chocolate (not raisins) and nuts; 2) as a filler for meatloaf; 3) Cheerios, every once in a great while, with lots of sugar, and maybe cinnamon.