Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2024

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    oldpine52  24 days ago

    Le me guess, he duke is the biggest worm.

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    Calvinist1966  24 days ago

    I don’t think it’s the Fink he should thank for a natural phenomenon.

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    kendavis09  24 days ago

    No shortage of fishing bait either.

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    incognito  24 days ago

    Sound like it’s fertile land to boot……

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    sandpiper  24 days ago

    That’s a good reminder. Might be a good way to recover my very yard, which has very thin layer of good soil over mostly clay. Wonder how many thousands those cost nowadays.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 24 days ago

    Cousin Eddie Johnson (from Christmas Vacation) and the Duke have a lot in common. They both have worm farms!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 24 days ago

    Ah yes – the earthworms. Soon Duke will “harvest” 10 million of them and sell them to billy gates the shyster and he will make worm paste for all of us to eat and the Duke will be rich I tell you. Filthy rich.

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    barely here  24 days ago

    Sounds like the Fink gave the Duke an old cemetery. The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. (The Hearse Song) (Also a scene in Porky’s)

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    oish  24 days ago

    I was told long ago that earthworms LOVE used coffee grounds so add them – filter and all – to your mulch pile or garden and the worms will come.

    Can an over-caffeinated worm become hyper and manic if it doesn’t have a brain? Or is it just “really tasty dirt”?

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    brklnbern  23 days ago

    A free throw in, that now the King will want to charge for.

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    dlestersprint0  23 days ago

    The Fink just added an earthworm tax.

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    lawguy05  23 days ago

    Open a bait shop.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 23 days ago

    He counted them?

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