Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 21, 2024

My mom use to say “My legs are just long enough to reach the floor, but not my arms”…..

Old plugger;Physical therapist taught me how to get up off the floor. I practice that exercise from time to time. The dog sometimes thinks it’s romantic.

Lots of wet kisses. What were you thinking?

Not the ceiling, just the floor.

Use a Grabber Tool if you have trouble bending down ;-)

Not only that, but gravity increases as you age

Naw … the arms just naturally get shorter. (That made my doctor chuckle.)

…farther away.

It’s not a day that I don’t drop something and have hard time bending to get it.

And gravity gets stronger.

Y’ALL STOP SPYING ON ME!!

That could be cat-astrophic.

I don’t even try for the ceiling any more. The floor, I can occasionally manage.

I went on a diet when I realized the reason I was having trouble breathing while putting on my shoes. Now I can put on both shoes without having to take a breathing break.

One man’s ceiling is another man’s floor.

I can still reach both. It’s the straightening out afterward where my problem is.

everything has gotten heavier too