Close to Home by John McPherson for August 15, 2024

Hybristophiles

At least he has a good memory as I’m sure he made MANY.

Fond memories of the clink.

Okay if she likes bad-boys.

But…if he’s blind…

“ And that’s my parole officer getting out of the car! “

Made in prison!

Love after lockup.

It’s for sure and for certain, that’ll be the last time she uses Con-Harmony.com

Well done!

Definitely

Help stamp out licence plates.

Do a stretch in your state pen.

“I’m so proud of you, hon!”

“ Why were you released from prison?”

“ Pardon.”

“ I said ‘Why were you released from prison’?”

Not the kinda thing you want to admit.

Oh, he’s a keeper! :)

Well there you go – marriage license material.

“after dinner, wanna come over to my bighouse?”

Does anyone remember how the license plates in NY state were peeling and melting from the aluminum plate? I know who the guy is that caused that. Other CO’s at the prison told the guy that there was something wrong with the plastic rolls for the coating, he got mad and told them to use it anyway. He never got dinged for it either. This is first hand info from a CO that was there and saw the whole thing.

In my state the plates are made by a company that employs people with disabilities.

Not very gentlemanly making her walk in the street like that.

A deal breaker if I’ve ever heard one!

It’s nice to see a man proud of his work.

She: “I use to be Carl”