Close to Home by John McPherson for August 16, 2024

ϟ ϟ 37 … 30 … No, wait, that’s the pants size …ϟ ϟ

The coroner’s just quit their job. #hint

P.S. I Love You

“Too bad you didn’t bury me with a flashlight.”

I’m pretty sure you can have him exhumed for that. (May take a small honorarium to the cemetery staff.)

Why are people buried in clothes? Who´s going to see them? And if you are buried naked you won´t care!

I hear you and here are the numbers:

1. I

2. Was

3. Murdered!!!!

No Rest In Peace for that guy.

And then, you have to dig him up to retrieve the ticket.

Having a winning ticket after I died? That would be my luck!

Take it to your grave with you!

He could’ve used the money when he was alive, as he was buried in debt.

She forgot he was cremated.

Um, shouldn’t she be able to see that? I’m just saying. :)

It’d be easier if you use the Ouija board.

And they say you can’t take it with you.

I already give it to my girlfriend, sorry…….

Answer uncertain, try again later.

Mr. Sardonicus had an easier solution

Hmm that must be the wife speaking

“I….spent it…on my pizzerias in Manhattan…”