Pickles by Brian Crane for August 16, 2024

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    carlsonbob  3 months ago

    Earl would be smart to leave her alone and let the real art critics tear her to shreds!

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    That would be a nice retirement life. Live in a floating barn.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Never comment on the content of a painting or ask how many months along are you.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  3 months ago

    “ahoy, up there in the hayloft!"

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Yesterday you got a painted green nose, today you might get a real black eye

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    Blu Bunny  3 months ago

    And she never took painting lessons.

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    californiamonty  3 months ago

    Opal’s an impressionist, obviously. Her paintings are impressively horrible.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Good save Earl!

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Maybe it’s Noah’s ark. That would combine the features of both.

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    Argythree  3 months ago

    Nice try, Earl…

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    SWCarter  3 months ago

    “I love paintings of sailboats and old barns and red, squiggly Christmas trees.”

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    win.45mag  3 months ago

    Appears to be a houseboat

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Talk about closing the barn door after the sailboats got out!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Generally speaking, Earl can’t hit the broad side of a sailboat with his compliments.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    She needs to watch Bob Ross.

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    tremaine53  3 months ago

    If you can’t tell what it is? It’s either really bad art, or really good impressionism.

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    steveh64  3 months ago

    I used to have a picture in my office, of what looked something like an abstract cityscape with skyscrapers, and nightfall or a storm approaching from the left. There were also a few numbers. Occasionally someone would see it and ask what it was supposed to be. I’d agree to tell them if they first told me what they thought it was. So it was a kind of conversation piece.

    What was it, really? Something I’d found in a wastebasket by a printer. This was during the early days of office computers, and the word processing program we were using required you to select the printer driver for the particular printer you were using. The printout I’d found was made using the wrong driver. So, it was simply a printing error.

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    Its a cow. in a barn. on a sailboat.

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    sprink56  3 months ago

    It’s all interpretation!

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    ANIMAL  3 months ago

    “Go away kid……. yer botherin’ me”

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago

    Earl’s going to out do her by painting an old bat using Opal as his model.

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    Digging a hole, Earl! Be more vague…

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    nsaber  3 months ago

    Also…never try to answer the question “do these jeans make my b**t look big?”

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    phacochere5  3 months ago

    So it is a Wisconsin license plate?

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    He’s trying.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Just say you like it without commenting on the subject.

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    sheashea  3 months ago

    Go find something to do Earl, away from Opal.

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    Ulrig  3 months ago

    In modern art, only the artist knows for sure. So ask them what it is.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Flashback to when she flunked out of Kindergarten for finger painting with the middle finger.

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    sobrown51  3 months ago

    I thought art was open to the interpretation of the viewer?

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    I was thinking it was a flower.

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    BC in NC Premium Member 3 months ago

    Reminds me of when a neighbor of mine was doing pencil sketches and I remarked “Oh, wow, an homage to the show ‘The Walking Dead’” thinking I was looking at a zombie. He remarked back “That’s one of The Golden Girls.” I wasn’t sure which door would get me out of the house faster.

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