I used to have a picture in my office, of what looked something like an abstract cityscape with skyscrapers, and nightfall or a storm approaching from the left. There were also a few numbers. Occasionally someone would see it and ask what it was supposed to be. I’d agree to tell them if they first told me what they thought it was. So it was a kind of conversation piece.
What was it, really? Something I’d found in a wastebasket by a printer. This was during the early days of office computers, and the word processing program we were using required you to select the printer driver for the particular printer you were using. The printout I’d found was made using the wrong driver. So, it was simply a printing error.
Reminds me of when a neighbor of mine was doing pencil sketches and I remarked “Oh, wow, an homage to the show ‘The Walking Dead’” thinking I was looking at a zombie. He remarked back “That’s one of The Golden Girls.” I wasn’t sure which door would get me out of the house faster.
carlsonbob about 1 month ago
Earl would be smart to leave her alone and let the real art critics tear her to shreds!
sirbadger about 1 month ago
That would be a nice retirement life. Live in a floating barn.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Never comment on the content of a painting or ask how many months along are you.
ꜝ about 1 month ago
“ahoy, up there in the hayloft!"
The dude from FL Premium Member about 1 month ago
Yesterday you got a painted green nose, today you might get a real black eye
Blu Bunny about 1 month ago
And she never took painting lessons.
californiamonty about 1 month ago
Opal’s an impressionist, obviously. Her paintings are impressively horrible.
iggyman about 1 month ago
Good save Earl!
hariseldon59 about 1 month ago
Maybe it’s Noah’s ark. That would combine the features of both.
Argythree about 1 month ago
Nice try, Earl…
SWCarter about 1 month ago
“I love paintings of sailboats and old barns and red, squiggly Christmas trees.”
win.45mag about 1 month ago
Appears to be a houseboat
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Talk about closing the barn door after the sailboats got out!
Doug K about 1 month ago
Generally speaking, Earl can’t hit the broad side of a sailboat with his compliments.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 month ago
She needs to watch Bob Ross.
tremaine53 about 1 month ago
If you can’t tell what it is? It’s either really bad art, or really good impressionism.
steveh64 about 1 month ago
I used to have a picture in my office, of what looked something like an abstract cityscape with skyscrapers, and nightfall or a storm approaching from the left. There were also a few numbers. Occasionally someone would see it and ask what it was supposed to be. I’d agree to tell them if they first told me what they thought it was. So it was a kind of conversation piece.
What was it, really? Something I’d found in a wastebasket by a printer. This was during the early days of office computers, and the word processing program we were using required you to select the printer driver for the particular printer you were using. The printout I’d found was made using the wrong driver. So, it was simply a printing error.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
Its a cow. in a barn. on a sailboat.
sprink56 about 1 month ago
It’s all interpretation!
ANIMAL about 1 month ago
“Go away kid……. yer botherin’ me”
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 1 month ago
Earl’s going to out do her by painting an old bat using Opal as his model.
kaycstamper about 1 month ago
Digging a hole, Earl! Be more vague…
nsaber about 1 month ago
Also…never try to answer the question “do these jeans make my b**t look big?”
phacochere5 about 1 month ago
So it is a Wisconsin license plate?
cracker65 about 1 month ago
He’s trying.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Just say you like it without commenting on the subject.
sheashea about 1 month ago
Go find something to do Earl, away from Opal.
Ulrig about 1 month ago
In modern art, only the artist knows for sure. So ask them what it is.
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Flashback to when she flunked out of Kindergarten for finger painting with the middle finger.
sobrown51 about 1 month ago
I thought art was open to the interpretation of the viewer?
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
I was thinking it was a flower.
BC in NC Premium Member about 1 month ago
Reminds me of when a neighbor of mine was doing pencil sketches and I remarked “Oh, wow, an homage to the show ‘The Walking Dead’” thinking I was looking at a zombie. He remarked back “That’s one of The Golden Girls.” I wasn’t sure which door would get me out of the house faster.