Kliban by B. Kliban for August 30, 2024

Which do you prefer?

I’ve never heard of a mustache described as a centipede before, only a caterpillar.

The Jeopardy answer was “Debutants and Centipedes”. The Jeopardy question was, “What are two words that, up until this moment, have never been used in a sentence together?”

The Dubutantes shaved their legs, wobbled around on high heels, and were the centipedes of attention.

I can’t tell how many feet the debutantes have…

I always thought that a centipede was a really cheap bug.

Those are millipedes… check google!

Go together like anchovies and ice cream.

The latest “CAPTCHA” ?

Can anyone spot the differences?

For some reason, this has been one of my favorite Kliban cartoons.

There’s gotta be a similarity in there somewhere.