The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose for August 11, 2024

I have no idea what Lila would do without Boyd.

Your chance of winning the power ball big prize are 1 in 35,064,160,560. For Mega millions you have 1 chance in 36,309,042,000. Their posted odds are not correct.

The secret is to keep playing and DON’T DIE.

The obvious is win on your first try.

I’m starting a lottery. It costs $10 to enter and the winner gets $1 million. It’s paid out at a dollar a year for one million years.

She just needs to buy $300M worth of tickets.

It follows the same rules as any investment: insane levels of risk, with equally insane potential return.

Mathematically. if you play 300 million times, odds are you WILL win. Of course, at $2 a ticket you’d better hope the jackpot is larger than $600 million.

Are these strips re-runs? I just noticed that the monitors they’re using are the old CRT type, not flat screen.

Oh, you’re sooo good at math. Now, let me lease you a car.